Party Van Jokes

Throughout this trip we had driving a crazy amount of time. I can't tell you guys how many hours we spent driving but we got to know each other pretty well. We had two vans, one appropriately named the "Party Van", and the other one remains nameless. I was among Kellen Comrie, Thomas Thompson, Clara Smith, Staci Lindgren, Graye "Scrappy" Parnell, and Gabi as the founding fathers of this wonderful van.
Among the many hours of driving in the car we had told so many jokes that by the last day we had told most of the same jokes at least three times. Here are some of the most popular "Party Van" jokes...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom

A polar bear walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Hey Mr. Polar Bear! What can I get for you?"
The polar bear responds, "ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, a root beer please"
The bartender then says "coming right up but why the long paws?"

We also had some actions where we would we just whisper Lion King characters names into each others ears and somehow it would turn out funny. Such as, Mufasa, Pumba, and Rafinki.

We also immatured ourselves into the classic, "guess what." "What?" "Chicken butt"

The majority of the cars rides were spent in tears of laughter from these jokes and many more but know that the party van is in another country we have to get new material for the upcoming trips.

Thanks,
Roo Smith