Cheeto Fetish

Everybody knows Mr. Worley's favorite snack, you can even guess what it is. Many students in Mr. Worley's Bible class bring Cheetos to "tempt" him. In doing so, the sarcastic streak comes out, but in a good way. Today was one of those experiences: the Cheetos, sitting in the top row of cubbies in Mr. Worley's room were calling out his name. Soon, a certain someone named Sierra walks through the hallway door and snatches the Cheetos from the small storage space in the wall. She glances over at the teacher who is 'licking his chops' from the sight of Cheetos. He's thinking, man, I would love to have those Cheetos. Mr. Worley gives her an icy look, eyes shaped like tiny slits. After all, the ingredient that makes Cheetos taste good is pig intestines.
So, enjoy your Cheetos, Mr. Worley

~Bwana~